Evony is a bunch of lying, cheating SOB's!

My best hero was going to one of my cities and poof! Gone!

My alliance suggested I contact Evony.  After going back and forth asking the same stupid questions over and over, they finally said they were returning him but it would take 60 days.  That's bad enough.  In 60 days, everyone else would be way ahead of me.  So I continue to email followups for over a month.  Each time they say they are working on getting him back to me.

Then Thantium, the "Customer Service Lead" has a big bowl of smart boy puffs and thinks he's going to save the Techs a job.  He blames me.  Yup, if all else fails, blame the customer!  Great business strategy.

Here's how it all went down.